About The Author

That’s me, the love of my life, Isla Stella, and our beloved dog Sadie Marie Foo Foo… and this is my blog—our life, in a nutshell.

Sassypiehole was born on Twitter as a way to share some of the fantastic one-liners that were spewing out of my (then) two-year-old’s mouth. It has since evolved into the dream that I never thought I’d live to see and I am grateful every day to be a part of this amazing community. My work has been featured online at Scary Mommy, Woman’s Day, Redbook, Good Housekeeping, Town & Country, The Washington Post, and countless others as well the fabulous anthologies displayed to the right. If you’re interested in ordering any of my books, you can either click the Amazon image to the right or contact me HERE and I will send you as many signed copies as you’re willing to buy.

I love reading your comments and getting to know my followers, so please… take a minute to fish around the site, and then drop me a note. If you like what you see, feel free to SHARE, SHARE, SHARE: tell me… tell your family… tell your friends… tell your neighbors… tell the barista at Starbucks… tell the janitor at your kid’s school… tell everyone… TELL THE WORLD… and for crying out loud, don’t forget to SUBSCRIBE.

Each Friday, I will send out a weekly recap so you NEVER MISS A POST. To subscribe, simply scroll to the top of the page, enter your email address and click on the confirmation link that is sent to your inbox. And, if you haven’t already, be sure to like my Facebook page for a few extra laughs to get you through the day.

Thank you for taking the time to visit my page, read my stories, and get to know me as a person. I hope this will serve as a good escape for you on those days when life hands you lemons because here at Sassypiehole we don’t make lemonade without Vodka, and we never drink alone.