Sassypiehole Archives: The Original Blog

I tried migrating all of my work over to WordPress from Weebly but #fudashit. Only 89 posts showed up and none of the images came with them. Half of them had broken links and the other half looked like crap. Turns out, the two aren’t friends and I didn’t want to get caught up in the middle of their bullshit, so I decided to leave well enough alone and start fresh. Feel free to fish through hundreds of poorly edited essays that took years to compile. The new stuff can be found right here at

P.S. I’m pretty sure I lost all of my comments, likes and shares along with this experience, so keep that in mind when you’re reading. I’m a delicate fucking flower that feeds off your love; don’t be afraid to show it.

Cheers, bitches! xo

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